‘Keeps paws free, for changing channels and digging up shit.’
‘Oh. Oh. Oh.’
‘This is kinda creepy.’
‘Such a great smile ⦠âWhat up, gramps?â’
‘Ooh, purty. ’
‘Just a pinch of butter flavour, please.’
‘Nom. Is this an âat homeâ or âawayâ plate?’
‘David Bowie!’
‘Disturbing. Yet, so awesome.’
‘Best. Momentile. Ever.’
‘You have hover buses in Denver? Cool.’
‘⦠youâre getting sleepy ⦒
‘I hafta tell you that Iâm thoroughly enjoying these âBowâ updates. Itâs like being there ⦠except I donât have to work in an office building.’
‘Thatâs my glyph, donât wear it out.’
‘I donât know what it is ⦠but itâs beautiful.’
‘Like drawing in powdered sugar. In the freezer.’
‘Oh, blerg.’
‘I see â12â ⦒
‘Ooh, freaking ah. #jealous’
‘Softly awashâd.’
‘Itâs not even full âcorned beefâ, only âcornâ ⦠I think âsnow coneâ or âfrzn waflâ would have been funnier.’
‘Mmmm.’
‘Amazing book ⦠just ignore the blatant typos.’
‘Itâs been so long since Iâve had decent sashimi ⦠where were you dining?’
‘Heh. Billy said âChunkaâ ⦒
‘This has got âWinter in YYCâ written all over it.’
‘Just tuning in some NPR ⦒
‘Iâm such a sucker for the black and yellow.’
‘Gah. Liquid-based damage is the worst. Unless itâs gasoline and it catches fire afterwards.’
‘Now *thatâs* fresh.’
‘Thatâs a nice little shooter youâve got there. Love âem.’
‘Itâs not a bone green cap ⦠itâs a bone green tuque, thank you very much.’
‘Sobering, ainât it?’
‘Shit or no, I always trust my instin.’
‘I see you folks got some snow too. at least itâs a heckuva lot warmer out your way ⦒
‘Lunching at the âHiro?’
‘Gettinâ all analogue on us?’
‘Wonderfulness.’
‘Very cool? Very cold, Iâm afraid. Glad I donât have to walk the bridge to get anywhere this week.’
‘That is absolutely gorgeous type.’
‘Nixie? Gah. #jealous’
‘Ok, ew.’
‘Moodlicious.’
‘Oh. Good. Lord.’
‘This is the flag of what country?’
‘Iâm partial to soda crackers, rather than Ritz ⦠but itâs a delicious mix nonetheless.’
‘The whole âdogs in glassesâ theme never seems to get old on Momentile, does it?’
‘Way too sexy.’
‘Where on earth did you move to? Europe?’
‘Stay on target. Stay on target.’
‘How could you be any awesomeâr?’
‘I knew there was a slowdown in the stock industry, but youâd think someone could at least sweep up a bit.’
‘Nâouch.’
‘Nice ass. Er ⦠I mean, ride.’
‘Bzzzt-click-whirrr.’
‘Was there ever any doubt?’
‘One of my favourite shirt designs.’
‘Dang, that looks delightful.’
‘You need to work a chrome gradient into that ⦠itâs almost there.’
‘This would be a great addition to the Magazine Pile group on Flickr ⦠just sayinâ. http://flickr.com/groups/magazinepile/’
‘Scramble!’
‘Gorgeous light.’
‘Damn. Thatâs not good.’
‘Iâll have a venti zombie soy latte ⦠with extra doobie, please.’
‘I dearly hope someone stashes this in the trunk of their car. I fear the Firebird hood is next.’
‘Yum ⦠any chips âbasedâ on potatoes are obviously much more delicious than chips actually âmadeâ from potatoes.’
‘Ooh ⦠new minivan?’
‘I just canât decide whoâs cuter in this picture.’
‘Something weatherâd this way comes.’
‘Drooly scrumptious.’
‘You need to get your shocks looked at, my friend.’
‘Nice looking âNREKâ jacket, there.’
‘Hurrah for the space noodle!’
‘Dood ⦠next time, just use command-shift-3.’
‘Captain Canuck? Whereâd you get the velocipede?’
‘Now, thereâs some lettering that needs to be made into an OpenType font. Call Alejandro!’
‘Surprised (left) and nonplussed (right).’
‘Good lord, thatâs extremely pleasant. Gah.’
‘Hey, I know that lovely glass block wall. Your colour balance is better than mine was six years ago ⦠http://xrl.us/bevrnj’
‘The fugitive was last seen wearing a slapdash orange kilt.’
‘This is just awesome.’
‘When did hospitals start using droid restraining bolts?’
‘Some fucking badassery there, bucko.’
‘Dudes, Wish I could be there with my Sims Taperkick.’
‘The modern urbanist ⦠all hummingbirds and ampersands, baby.’
‘A beautiful device, indeed.’
‘Argh ⦠my eyes just assploded.’
‘Youâre seriously a bigger geek than I had originally anticipated. Congratulations.’
‘Ah, spring ⦠Kinda out of character there, sonny.’
‘Toob! ’
‘Aw crap ⦠Dad paved over the pool again.’
‘Solent green is peopleâs lunch.’
‘That wall is one of the best examples of ghost type in Calgary. So sad that there arenât many around here any more. We should document the crap out this one (and the others) while we can.’
‘I likes your spicy sauce.’
‘Yes.’
‘Heh. You said âcornâ.’
‘We are so excited!’
‘This is most awesome on so many levels.’
‘Yum. I love them misplaced modifers.’
‘Torrington ⦠for the win!’
‘Iâd love to see a detail shot of the rust drips and some of that background texture. Yum.’
‘Not sure whatâs funnier ⦠the obvious visual joke ⦠or the fact that they have unicorns displayed in the âscienceâ section.’
‘Ooh, shinery.’
‘Nice pile of House Industries schwag there, kiddo. Just delivered? Or going through old stuff?’
‘I recognize that tidbit ⦠itâs just down the alley from Veer world domination headquarters.’
‘Welcome to the awesomedomeâ¢.’
‘Heavy.’
‘âHooperâ’
‘Welcome to the daily fray.’
‘Nice rig. How was the vintage?’
‘Perfect.’
‘Crazy pattern. Where the heck is this? More to the point ⦠what the heck is this?’
‘Creep E. Cheese.’
‘Digging through the archives, eh? Sorry Iâm not going to be there to greet you. But fpo is right, sushi would be fantastic.’
‘Watch out for the evil duck stink eye.’
‘Lurve.’
‘Sweet âreet petite.’
‘Bookman Swash Italic, FTW!’
‘Do those need a good home? Let me know.’
‘When I first saw this, I read âTo vile cityâ. I hope that doesnât offend anyone.’
‘Damnation ⦠those are some rings.’
‘Gorgeous. Saddleview?’
‘Om nom nom.’
‘At least we know what type of handicap that have ⦠stupidity.’
‘My favourite flavour.’
‘Ouch. Thereâs a joke in there about using a sharper knife next time ⦠but that would be in extremely poor taste. After all, work canât be that bad.’
‘Well, that sucks.’
‘Now youâre getting me all excited ⦠wish I could treat my vinyl to that kind of ride.’
‘More plowbell! Or is that ploughbell?’
‘No good can come from this.’
‘I received one of these as well. Kinda curious. Kinda weird.’
‘Thatâs a nice anise.’
‘I donât know what everyone is staring at, but I canât keep my eyes off that amazing red dress.’
‘And the chicken foot gang attempted yet another escape.’
‘Mmmm ⦠the start of some fine looking green crayon and sawdust fricassee.’
‘And you didnât call me? Yum.’
‘Car poop.’
‘That must have been quite the the snowstorm.’
‘And what did he have on his farm?’
‘Concatenated.’
‘Low-top-tastic.’
‘At least itâs set in all-caps Avant Garde. You donât see that very often anymore.’
‘Hey, youâre alive. We were all wondering what happened. Welcome back to momentileland.’
‘Nice. Something for everyone.’
‘Ah, the old Saddleview stomping grounds. Loved working in that building. Lawnchairs on the roof. Welding shop schmutz in the lungs.’
‘Critical âmas?’
‘Have I got a Flickr group for you: http://flickr.com/groups/urbanmarkup’
‘Oh, snap. ’
‘The master of disguise? Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!’
‘Dude, nice crampons.’
‘Oh, if I only had a slingshot.’
‘Aww ⦠smoochy papa baby head time.’
‘What could possibly be more fun than two pugs in a tub? Really.’
‘Come on noselicker, come here boy ⦠good dog.’
‘Crap, thatâs cute. I barely remember my kids being that compact.’
‘Feel the burn.’
‘Brrrr. Looks and feels way too familiar.’
‘This must be the graveyard for unknown surveyors.’
‘sux0r. You can almost hear the paint crying.’
‘Voluminous layers of yum.’
‘Thatâs a lot more serene than your desk.’
‘A place for ideas, and a way to get them kickstarted. Rawk.’
‘Your lack of balance is disturbing.’
‘Care to crash into a couple of car doors while weâre out and about?’
‘Applying a visualized doppler effect.’
‘How very minimal of you.’
‘By the way dear, Speed Racer is coming over for dinner tonight.’
‘First comment on @slowtronâs first momentile. w00t.’
‘Whoa. 125 momentiles. You should get a Slurpee® or something for that.’
‘Stop looking so smug. I used to have hair like that myself ⦠once.’
‘Somebody got a buttload of Draplin love this week. Noice.’
‘Crunch time?’
‘I know that barn. Quite amazing that it hasnât been turned condo yet.’
‘Spotty, dotty.’
‘Thereâs an âom nom nomâ caption in there somewhere, but Iâm not touching it.’
‘I love me some âo that Sunbeam Alpine.’
‘Aw. Canât recall when my kids were that small. They hardly fit into the CR-V now days.’
‘Mmmm⦠spaghetti carbonara. My favourite.’
‘Whatâs the sucking sound?’
‘Itching powder? Baking powder? Gun powder? Baby powder?’
‘Dick Dastardly and Muttley.’
‘Air cooled, top and bottom.’
‘Hey, itâs Penn and Teller.’
‘Holy (pardon my French) fuck. Wow. ’
‘Hear! Hear!’
‘Damn. I missed the happy whateverthehellitwas.’
‘Bubblicious donkabadonk.’
‘Turn âem all up to eleven.’
‘Jeeze, I was right there on the same day. Waves.’
‘Veer goodies, House Industries schwag, *and* the Mr Bingo Star Wars hair portrait? Shut up.’
‘Well, of course it was. Duh.’
‘Now thatâs a pickle.’
‘Hey look. One of Markâs momentiles actually worked. It must have been found at the end of that rainbow.’
‘Mmmm, lights.’